This is all about the Locoman Who tried to cut the world in two Wrapped it up in chicken wire And tried to drag it home The grass and trees and roses Mixed in with the sand and sea Laid it out across the table And got down on his knees This is all about the time he stumbled And tore a hole up in the sky The clouds and thunder rumbled Like a big truck driving by This is about the Locoman Who was messed up over you He grew to the size of a mountain That was all that he could do