Cloudy in the west and it looks like rain There's a cow ridin' on a passenger train Come a cow cow yippy Come a cow cow yay Come a cow cow yippy yippy yay Steer to the left, steer to the right Steer comin' at me lookin' for a fight (Chorus) Mama said I couldn't keep a secret too well But I got a secret I ain't gonna tell Okay fine, you twisted my arm Mama sells cowpies out of the barn Cat's in the kitchen, doggies on the range Bull's downtown at the livestock exchange (Chorus) The cows won't grunt, hogs won't moo Flies won't neigh, and the horse won't shoe (Chorus) I got another secret, this time I won't say Cuz I'm a secret keeper, gonna keep it that way Okay fine, you got me again Papa keeps his money in a coffee tin It's a love-love relationship we all agree, I love my cows and they love... when I feed em (Chorus)