He takes his showers under waterfalls Wears oversized over-worn overalls Long underwear underneath He's got the Cumberland Gap between his two front teeth Get out the way here comes Willy He's proud to be a banjo-pickin' hillbilly He wouldn't have it any other way He'll be running through the hills until his beard turns grey Well he never watches the evening news And he don't like wearin' hiking shoes His old straw hat is worn n' torn They say he came out wearin' it the day he was born That old Willy's a fine old man He washes his face in a fryin' pan He went out to milk and didn't know how So he milked the goose instead of the cow Willy's got a wife that gets a little frilly Puts escargot in her homestyle chili Drinks champagne from an old canteen She makes Willy drive the mule like a limousine