First time that I saw you, you're on your couch and you were leaning back Maybe late for a plane or late for a train or maybe a heart attack You had a wild streak in your eyes, man, I love your guts I knew I'd follow you anywhere no ifs, ands or buts And the second time that I saw you, I wanted you so bad But I had to get permission from your mother and go upstairs and ask your dad And he had a shotgun sitting there at between his legs He said, "Go out and get me some whiskey, some weed and a dozen eggs" Let's stay together, like birds of a feather ♪ But when I went back to your house again, I gave it a real good inspection I must admit I fell in love with your record collection There wasn't wonder to know nothing you could waste I gotta tell you, babe, you got spectacular taste It was Christmas time, we we're walking slow and the snow is starting to fall Went back inside under the mistletoe and I kissed you in the hall And the choirs of angels singing this song's a little bit out of tune So we put on some Wood Brothers and slow danced to the light of the moon Let's stay together, like birds of a feather ♪ Well, we might find work, washing dishes at the local bar Then I'll save up some money and buy us a brand new used car Then we'll get us a house on an organic farm And I'll get your name tattoo right here in the middle of my arm Well, we might ran out of cash and join the Crudgies to dig in the ditch But I got a guitar in my hands and my fingers are starting to twitch It can be hard being a singer, finding a decent place to play Well, there's bodies littered along the side of the folk highway Let's stay together, like birds of a feather Baby, we're tethered, let's stay together ♪ You can treat this life just like it's an old board game The kind you keep on the closet, you bring out when it starts to rain Dusted off, learned to smile, maybe rolled the dice Try to be patient, try to be kind, it ain't that hard to be nice Let's stay together like birds of a feather Baby, we're tethered, let's stay together