Driving into work
Sometimes you want to shoot that jerk
Duck and cover while I try to drive
And I'm swerving down on a Highway 5
Slow down and take a deep breath
Don't want to send 'em to an early death
Say, "What would Gandhi do in this situation?"
Go on a hunger strike or a big vacation
Well, holy rollers
Clutching bibles
Change the water into moonshine like good disciples
Read the good word by the candle light and
Hug your sister and swear that you'll never fight
Your stomach's growling and you wish you had
A ton of groceries in a big bag
You spent all of the cash you had
On a 40-oz and a porno mag
You smoked that stuff and now your head is fizzing
And today your mom got sent back to prison
Say, "What would Buddha do at this tragedy?"
Rub his belly and smile at the comedy, yeah
Holy rollers
Clutching bibles
Change the water into moonshine like good disciples
Read the good word by the candle light and
Hug your sister and swear that you'll never fight
Bully in your high school class just knocked you on your skinny ass
The girl that you really love saw it happen from the stairs above
She's laughing at you with her friends
And you feel like your life is gonna end
Say, "What would Jesus do if they rang his bell?"
He'd turn his cheek and then he'd run like hell
Well, holy rollers
Clutching bibles
Change the water into moonshine like good disciples
Read the good word by the candle light and
Hug your sister and swear that you'll never fight
Well, holy rollers from the bake sale with a piece of pie
Say your prayers each night and swear that you'll never ever lie
Holy rollers
Holy rollers.