With a plate that's on fire And we'll have a hot time tonight And if you feel low And life may seem dire Things will turn out alright Cover your mouth up with butterscotch sauce And we'll have a sweet time tonight And if you feel low And life may seem lost I promise you I'll never fight And if the straight-jacket fits Then lock me up tight 'Cause I'm feeling naughty tonight I got padded walls; a soft rubber bed I'll kiss you 'til i lose my sight If you crawl in bed and there's a cactus inside Things could get prickly tonight We pull out the needles and spoon 'til we're tight And we'll get as high as a kite And if the straight-jacket fits Then lock me up tight 'Cause i'm feeling naughty tonight I got padded walls; a soft rubber bed And I'll kiss you 'til I lose my sight I got padded walls; a soft rubber bed I'll kiss you 'til I lose my sight