Something's wrong
I'm sitting at home with my cell phone
I'm waiting patiently
For someone to text me
Mike Hanford
Tell em, Mike
It seems like everybody's
Cellphone battery
Is low tonight
Nobody's picking up their phones
Tonight
Tonight
Everybody's cellphone
Must be out of batteries
I gave my phone number out
To so many people
Tonight
Facebook must be down
Tonight
It's a ghost town
Tonight
I don't get no texts, no texts
Tonight
I don't get no texts
Alright, turn me up
Dutts!
I'm lookin at my phone
Notifications on
It's like I'm out of zone
Or my connections slow
It says my text was seen
So it's a mystery
That nobody can get back to me
Get back to me
So I slide in
To Verizon
I check the back room
The staff is hiding
What's with my phone, y'all?
It don't receive calls
I know my shit ain't broke
I read the manual
Damn
New phone's not makin a peep
Tonight
Maybe the powers down
Tonight
Affecting the whole damn town
Tonight
Or some satellite's misaligned
Tonight
I don't get no texts