We've been all around the world, we've played all kinds of shows We've jammed onstage with bona fide rock stars The crowds they are amazing, but crowds all come and go Most of all we love this old guitar We've scaled the mountains high, and we've trod the valleys low We've walked with Mother Nature near and far We've found beauty in all places that we've had the chance to go But most of all we love this old guitar We don't know much about religion, but we know that there's a God And he's looking down upon us from afar He has a million legs, and the stars are all his eggs And we feel his love inside this old guitar Alcazar the Spider God is honest, and he's true He spun his web to craft the moon and stars And through his many compound eyes, he sees all that we do And we play his songs of worship on guitar His Arachnid Holiness sends visions to our minds He says to catch some flies inside a jar A fly-based diet pleases him, his palate is refined So we eat our flies and play this old guitar We've traded all our clothing for garments spun from silk Spider fabric pleases Alcazar We leave offerings of crickets on an altar that we built And we sleep in webs and play this old guitar Alcazar, Lord Alcazar, we ask you for your grace The weak and puny humans that we are We renounce all other Gods and gaze upon your spider face But most of all we love this old guitar Alcazar the Architect, the Everlasting Light Our shepherd and our one true guiding star We love you more than any human God we've ever tried But most of all we love But most of all we love But most of all we love this old guitar