God bless you Our Lady of Anesthesia
You're always there when I really need ya
I love you and I hate you so
But you'll be with me when its time to go
Life is fine in your domain
Where nothing's lost and nothings gained
For gains will just get lost again
Yes, life is good if you pretend
A note on the table that's how I was told
As the bacon burned and the eggs got cold
She'd had enough of whatever we were
Seems she didn't love me but we both loved her
Orange juice is good with breakfast and vodka
And every sad song by Frank Sinatra
An hour went by, then went by again
As me, not us finally sunk in
Then it all slowed down as time collapsed
And now just crawled into the past
The future waited uninvolved
Then finally left, problem solved
So you tell me that she broke your heart
You can feel the damn thing fall apart
Is this how love's supposed to work?
And what have I got to kill the hurt
Be careful when you make a wish
Sometimes the easy way's a bitch
I envy you, that might sound dumb
But at least you feel something, I'm just numb
See, it all slowed down as time collapsed
And now just crawled into the past
The future waited uninvolved
Then finally left, problem solved
Problem solved
Problem solved