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The Midnight Beast - The Rejected Bond Song lyrics

Artist: The Midnight Beast

album: The Rejected Bond Song


SPECTRE
Listen for the one-liner, James Bond behind ya
PPK in your temple, penis in vagina
Of your girlfriend, and her friend phoning up the president
"It's James Bond... I just shaved the world again"
It's an odd job, but someone gotta do it
A cunning linguist, all the languages fluent
Suit tailor made, sharper than a hidden blade,
Getting laid, getting paid, no time to urinate
...seriously I've never seen James Bond do a piss
N' no matter the villain
'Cause there's always a villain
They'll be on a yaught chillin'
N' they're holding a kitten
N' somehow think they're winning
But James Bond got a licence for killin'
For Queen and For Country
His dick in, your women
His dick in, your pussy galore
Typical Sean, Connery
Better than Moore, hear the engine roar
Aston Martin, not a mitbushi
Eight girls at a time that's an octopussy
SPECTRE
It's the motherfucking B-O-N-D
(James Bond motherfucker!)
SPECTRE
Bitch don't be messing with the B-O-N-D
(JAMES BOND YEAH YEAH YEAH)
SPECTRE
Shaken-not-stirred-vodka-mar-ti-ni
(Cocktails motherfucker!)
SPECTRE
Bitch don't be messing with the B-O-N-D
What do you ex-spectre
When you messing with the best-r
James Bond goes BLAM in yo face
Wa-pow, karate chop to the neck-sir
N' if you show him no re-spectre
Then we really can't protect-ya
One minute you're a passenger
In his dope car, then the next
James Bond will eject-ya
SPECTRE
It's the motherfucking B-O-N-D
(James Bond motherfucker!)
SPRECTRE
Bitch don't be messing with the B-O-N-D
(James Bond yeah yeah yeah)
SPECTRE
Checkin' outta girl in a ber-key-ney
(Bird watch motherfucker)
SPECTRE
Bitch don't be messing with the B-O-N-D
(Double O-seven forever)
He's James Bond
There's only one Bond
Well, apart from all the other dudes that played Bond
Roger... Moore
Brosnan
Sean
And I think there maybe some more
SPECTRE
It's the motherfucking B-O-N-D
(James Bond motherfucker)
SPECTRE
Bitch don't be messing with the B-O-N-D
(James Bond yeah yeah yeah)
SPECTRE
Omega Watch with a laser-beam-y
(Got the time mother fucker)
SPECTRE
You Know You Gonna be Sucking Bond's D
It happend
Ethan Hunt? More like Ethan CUNT
Mission is impossible when he's on it
Agent "45" can suck a dick
Pink Panther grow some balls and eat some pussy
Jason Bourne - who's that?
Only two actors has played you mate
Bond has at least six
Inspecter Gadget your coat's shit mate

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