If i wan't that guy The guy that loses women at a lost I need to hear from that guy Can't you send me down a message from above Whhoooo yeahh If you were a black guy If I was a... Hang on what? You'd get all the ladies that you need Surley that's kinda racist Cos if you were a black guy But I'm not a black guy Your girlfriend would be beging on her knees I see what your saying ladies it don't make sense Why would being black be so much better No offense You should (Usain) it's a (stevie) wonder why You didn't have the Will (smith) power to kiss that bitch goodbye I feel subliminal messaging creeping in into your words Can't you help me out without being race oriented first? That's fine we hear you clearly it's as easy as a-(jay)Z I think we can convert ya, and leave the race puns Be-yonce If you were a black guy If i was a black guy You'd get all the ladies that you need I would? If you were a black guy If i was a black guy There'd be no better way you could suceed WHOO Super maio could jump high If he was a black guy Oh, I could wear a white tie If he was a black guy I wouldn't get a black eye If he was a black guy And Jacob might be Bella's guy If he was a black guy Yeah, everyday would be a blue sky If he was a black guy And I'd sing really fucking high If he was a black guy And I could kiss thankset goodbye If he was a black guy Every white man gotta have a chance If he was a black guy Oh yeah, I'm a sait now not a sinner Im chocolate not vanilla I'd have a better figure and my peins would be bigger.