Well, we were standing on the sidewalk
Just admiring the view
And we thought that we would go downtown
And find something to do
And we saw this place upon the corner
And it looked real swell
So we opened the door, we went inside
This is what we yell:
Now, pizza (pie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie)
Eh, pizza (pie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie)
Well, I got a chick I really dig,
I'm-a gonna love her all-a my life
I'm gonna take her home and marry her
And keep her for my wife
And when people come and ask me the question
I'm-a gonna tell them why
'Cause she stands in the kitchen
And makes me those great big pizza pies
Now, pizza (pie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie)
Eh, pizza (pie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie)
Well-oh-well-oh-well, time went by and we had some kids
And they're the apple of my eye
And they're growin' big and strong and tall
With their heads right up to the sky
And now some might wonder why they're so healthy
This is my reply:
"Because they're born and bred and always fed
Those great big pizza pies."
Now, pizza (pie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie)
Eh, pizza (pie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie)
Well-oh-well-oh-well, now I'm-a gettin' old now,
Hey brother, and I'm gettin' ready to die
But there's one request that I must make-a before I hit the sky
And that request is something no man
In his right mind would not deny
'Cause when they put me six feet under
I'm takin' a great big pizza pie
Now, pizza (pie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie)
Eh, pizza (pie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie)
Eh, pizza (pie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie)
Eh, pizza (pie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie)