Want to tell you about my friend He got hit by a fender Body soon be on the mender He's of male gender Chorus Glad to see that he's on his way He's not for the burial today Cause he's in He's indisposed Ah well he's in He's indisposed Found him outside the drycleaners Ooh the driver's misdemeanoured I've never seen a face so greener He looks like the cat's dinner Chorus He got hit by a car Now he's lying on the tar Had an experience bizarre Not unlike Peninsula ra ra hey Chorus Ah well he's in Yeah yeah He's indisposed x 3