If I - won't be - able To hold - a good - conversation If I - feel - big - and ballooning If I - turn up - today If I - can't be - appreciated I - won't be - 'preciated - at all And if I - look - red - and - confusing Well, I - am all - of the above 'Cos, I've been Feeding the witches Feeding them straw Feeding the witches The witches The witches Who live next door You'd think They'd have no milk, they'd Have no honey You'd think They would prefer - petroleum You'd think They'd have rat's eyes Not like Aunt sally Yeah - you'd think They wouldn't smile - just like your mum Since I've been Feeding the witches Feeding them straw I am Falling for witches The witches Who live next door They live next door They live next door If I - start wrong - too drunk - to continue And - if - can't shout I can't do - things - I used to I'll be Joining the witches Feeding them straw I'll be feeding the witches The witches Yes I'll be Joining the witches Feeding them straw, I'll be Joining the witches The witches who live next door