So let's set this up from the start I was young and you were 23 You didn't take your life that seriously This isn't a story about a boy breaking my heart There was no mention of love That was very clear from the start Your older friends and their even older advice No, it wasn't tailored to me And my small untarnished teenage life He said "take me where you want to go Underneath these bedsheets With your sweaty, old, ripped, grotty clothes We know we're no good for each other And I know I occupy your head Meeting you was a disaster" So we pour a drink and get into bed I said "leave," I said "go" You said "no, no, no, no, no, no, no" Then you threw stones at my window Made me feel so simple The next day I spoke to your sister and she asked "How are things with my miserable brother? He's a complex kinda guy I'd get away now whilst you still can try" He said "take me where you want to go Underneath these bedsheets With your sweaty, old, ripped, grotty clothes We know we're no good for each other And I know I occupy your head Meeting you was a disaster" So we pour a drink and get into bed I never wanted much and you didn't take up time Cleaned up after yourself and your dirty bottles of wine 23-year-old toddler who would throw himself into bed And sing songs with the fairies, said that they took over his head So I said "Baby, please stop drinking As your friend, I'll do your thinking 'Cause there's one thing on your mind If you're going home alone tonight" I said "Baby, please stop drinking As your friend, I'll do your thinking 'Cause there's one thing on your mind If you're going home alone tonight" Take me where you want to go Underneath these bedsheets With your sweaty old ripped grotty clothes We know we're no good for each other And I know I occupy your head Meeting you was a disaster So we pour a drink and get into bed