I' m dead I' m a dead man There' s people rhyming There' s people rolling There' s people dying to tell me I' m a dead man I' m sent from a suburb Where we sip on our cider We eat sheets of paper And get the twitch Of the death nerve There' s people rhyming There' s people rolling There' s people dying to tell me I' m a dead man Let someone punch you And then you' ll be famous Let someone punch you And they' ll make you famous Let someone punch you And then you' ll see checkers We always listen to The same old records I' m dead I' m a dead man There' s people rhyming There' s people rolling There' s people laughing There' s people bawling There' s people timing There' s people stalling When my things don' t come together I' m a dead man