Man I've heard what you've been playing all night
Don't get me wrong, buddy you sound alright
But Kenny Chesney just don't cut it for me
When I'm drowning down a memory
So can you play me a George Jones tune
I don't mean to come across as rude
But when a man is in the state I'm in
Disrespect don't seem like much of a sin
I think I need a sappy country song
Find me a jukebox and a dime
Somebody please turn some George Strait on
So I can travel back in three quarter time
I need to hear a couple done-me-wrongs
A couple taillights and she's long gone
I'd feel better if I could sing along
So can you play a sappy country song
A life of troubles drank Keith Whitley to death
I guess I understand his pain
So if you know any of his stuff by chance
That's what I want you to play
I need a cliché and a Cadillac
'Cause she stopped loving me today
All I need is a little Clint Black
To help make my pain go away
I think I need a sappy country song
Find me a jukebox and a dime
Somebody please turn John Conley on
So I can travel back in three quarter time
I need to hear a couple done-me-wrongs
A couple taillights and she's long gone
I'd feel better if I could sing along
So can you play a sappy country song
Man this bar ain't smoky enough
So it'd be nice if you added some 1970s touch
I think I need a sappy country song
Find me a jukebox and a dime
Somebody please turn some Don Williams on
So I can travel back in three quarter time
I need to hear a couple done-me-wrongs
A couple taillights and she's long gone
I'd feel better if I could sing along
So can you play a sappy country song