Somewhere tonight down in Dixieland At a roadside bar there's a pretty good band But somebody's messing with somebody's woman Might be a bad sign some kind of omen And it's a nice night for a knife fight Leave the guns in the pickup and do it up right Somebody's getting wound up just a too tight It's a nice night for a knife fight Some guys still settle things hand to hand Eye to eye and man to man But if somebody gets too big for their britches They might wind up with a few more stitches And it's a nice night for a knife fight Leave the guns in the pickup and do it up right Somebody's getting wound up just a too tight It's a nice night for a knife fight Now it's a crying shame I'm telling y'all How kids these days are losing their Southern Drawl Gotta nip it in the bud grab 'em by the sleeve Say listen close child repeat after me It's a nice night for a knife fight Leave the guns in the pickup and do it up right Somebody's getting wound up just a too tight And it's a nice night for a knife fight It's a nice night for a knife fight