Ted Bundy had a girlfriend A lot of bad guys do I wonder how he kept his secrets hidden And if I can really trust you So far, you haven't murdered me But there's a first time for everything, I know Is it anxiety or intuition Telling me I'd be safer alone? You're not my type Because you're so nice to me all the time You remember my birthday, and you're a really good kisser I'm still scared I'm gonna find out you're a serial killer Serial killer, oh, oh Serial killer, oh Serial killer, oh, oh Serial killer, oh What if I wake up in a bathtub full of ice With my heart cut out? I'm terrified of the world outside People, places, things, I'm afraid of nouns And you're not my type Because you're so nice to me all the time You remember my middle name, and you're a pretty good listener I'm still scared I'm gonna find out you're a serial killer Serial killer, oh, oh Serial killer, oh Serial killer, oh, oh Serial killer, oh I'm afraid this could get bloody I'm not used to warm and fuzzy I still flinch when you touch me I'm suspicious 'cause you love me What if you're too good to be true, and I open up to you? There must be something wrong with you Something wrong with you 'Cause you're not my type You're too damn nice to me all the time None of your exes are floating face down in the river But I'm still scared I'm gonna find out you're a serial killer Serial killer, oh, oh Serial killer, oh Serial killer, oh, oh Serial killer, oh You remember my birthday, and you're a really good kisser Honestly, I'm more likely to be the serial killer