Mmmmmm You picked me up in your mom's van To see your heavy metal band We said I love you on the phone When nobody else was home Making out to Evanescence You made me a dolphin necklace I was saving myself for marriage You were saving me from my parents And I was always reading novels about vampires I wanted a beautiful dead boy to show up at my door I wanted you to drain the blood out of my body And replace it with yours, yours, yours Just like in a vampire novel Just like in a vampire novel Just like in a vampire novel Ooooh Your skin was pale, your eyes were red You sold weed to the potheads You felt me up behind the dumpsters I never got the sex talk from my mother I was ashamed and I was repressed I closed my eyes when I got undressed You respected my religion I broke up with you because you weren't a christian And I was always reading novels about vampires I wanted a beautiful dead boy to show up at my door I wanted you to drain the blood out of my body And replace it with yours, yours, yours Just like in a vampire novel Just like in a vampire novel Just like in a vampire novel Ooooh I said make me immortal I'm allergic to sunlight I promise I'll only eat the bad guys I don't wanna see myself in the mirror anymore And I was always reading novels about vampires I wanted a beautiful dead boy to fly up to my window I wanted you to drain the blood out of my body And replace it with yours, yours, yours Just like in a vampire novel Just like in a vampire novel Just like in a vampire novel Just like