I heard all the ladies love a man in uniform Well I got a bright blue vest and a pair of velcro shoes When I click that neon sign they all come running Lookin for a little express lane rendezvous I'm gonna scan them melons Gonna bag them buns Gonna sack those thighs Thinking my oh my Hate to see em go But love to watch em leave There's a clean up on aisle three Yeah it's minimum wage But sometimes it pays to be the checkout boy Now here's a blond haired bombshell Bopping down my grocery runway With a tiny tank top tied right above her cut off jeans Mam did you find everything okay cause I know that I did You don't need no receipt satisfaction's guaranteed I'm gonna scan them melons Gonna bag them buns Gonna sack those thighs Thinking my oh my Hate to see em go But love to watch em leave There's a clean up on aisle three Yeah it's minimum wage But sometimes it pays to be the checkout boy I'm gonna take em to the bakery and roll em around Open up the freezer try to cool em on down Buy a dozen roses they're twice marked down They only really love my employee discount Next in line please I'm gonna scan them melons Gonna bag them buns Gonna sack those thighs Thinking my oh my Hate to see em go But love to watch em leave There's a clean up on aisle three Yeah it's minimum wage But sometime it pays to be the checkout boy Yeah it's minimum wage, but sometime it pays to be the checkout boy Remember ladies it is double couple day I'm gonna need a price check on this one Come on down let me check you out