It is not my fault That I like Patton Oswalt It is not a crime That I've got Rob Huebel on my mind And if it's wrong Don't tell me how Cause I'm not gonna stop like Judd Appatow Cause I am a girl who is in Love with comedians My first crush was Pee Wee Herman And now I'm on to Eugene Mirman I don't know how it happened so fast But I've got feelings for Martin Starr And they're gonna last Tell me it's okay to like Louis CK All of my friends call me "Smeagol" Cause I'm looking for a ring from Jason Segel It's not the money that turns me on I'm not interested in Benjamins Except for H. Jon No I'm just a girl who is in love with comedians I want Andy Daly nightly Would Paul Scheer come near if I asked him politely Will my salad ever get tossed By David Cross?