You've had enough Of your 9-5 So grab your stuff And you start to drive Cause tonight you will play In a new founded campaign Where you dont have to think of home Just of princesses and thrones Yes tonight, you're with friends And until this journey ends You are braver and stronger Why can't this night last longer Youve got the snacks Theyve got the die You roll your stats as they get high Rolled three 18's Your lucky night You hope you will get in a fight And oh, there will be blood spilled Oh, there will be orcs killed By your hand Guards come fast, you take them on With fiery blast you move along You were lied to by a spy You lose a friend you want to cry Until you hear a sound in the distance That pulls you back into your own existence Tonight You count chip bags on the floor Your friends divide the gold you'll store. And while the DM calculates You think about your player's traits He's strong, charismatic And he doesn't look like you Being brave's not problematic When your AC's 22 But tonight you fought well And you don't let yourself dwell On your burdens Your workday How could you when there are dragons to slay