Fuck Hide the boof because mom's coming in She can smell the juice and see the clouds from a mile away She's gonna beat my ass Mom, it wasn't my fault I was just trying to be cool Joey made me do it, it was Joey's idea What are you doing to my xbox No please it's not fair I need to play fortnite please Please mom, don't break the xbox What have you done you fucking B-word Wait no, I didn't mean it No, don't get the belt Oh god not the belt Mom my friends are here Mom please don't NOO