Good evening, I've arrived to clean your pill drawer out And talk to birds like Kilgore Trout I shout out loud I think that most these rappers out are probably into guys actually Cause they want five mics, I'd rather have five Mallorys When I write unraveled violent shades of quite contagious psycho babble Hit me with a big steel shovel Dig me in the white stone gravel At the live show frazzled Provoke the randomest mischief the counter rhythms are rowdy But f these rappers, they're bes Cops come with their sirens like 'wee-oo, wee-oo' I'm too illegal with the ink pen Push or click over like somebody's tryin to beep in Everyday is Saturday so baby hit the snooze bon, let's sleep in I say I'm selfish but they never listen So I took 'em Christmas shoppin and I bought myself a television Better find the troll up hold up got a clever line to pull up Johnny rottin popped an oxycontin, nevermind the good luck, so Live up in your city I'm about to steal the show These people disagree but I don't listen to 'em though I'll never do a stupid dance up in my video I'm perfectly content with being crazy Live up in your city I'm about to steal the show These people disagree but I don't listen to 'em though I'll never do a stupid dance up in my video I'm perfectly content with being crazy I received an e-mail from the president of a Nigerian bank It said he had a hundred thousand dollars for me (thanks) I can now invent my engine for the hard shell truth served In the barbell-brute version of Marcel Proust words in a capsule Attackin the vocabulary kingdom, see not everybody's cool I got the swagger of a penguin What you're seein is a dirty splash of Kansas City Eurotrash Your surly a uncle, countin dirty cash Cops pull me over with their sirens like 'wee-oo, wee-oo' I'm driving drunk like it's the weekend Boy I gives a f, me and the homie Al swear in chinchill, brandy I'll swill, takin synthetic heroin pills I lo-lo-love the taste of hops and malted barley and beer It makes me wanna bite who's on stage like Carlos Mencia But I don't steal, I've had a charming career So bring your armor and gear Because the dope style harbingers here Oh! Live up in your city I'm about to steal the show These people disagree but I don't listen to 'em though I'll never do a stupid dance up in my video I'm perfectly content with being crazy Live up in your city I'm about to steal the show These people disagree but I don't listen to 'em though I'll never do a stupid dance up in my video I'm perfectly content with being crazy Buy me a drink I've got some craziness to kill People spreadin rumors, they ain't sayin st for real Kansas City mfucker, full of dangerous skill I'm perfectly content with being crazy