Well my name is mc I'm a badass mother If I'm at Dunkin' Donuts Then I'm ordering a cruller Better vacate the premises I'm your new nemesis Evidentally evil I might even take residence When I hear hip-hop I stop thinkin' violent ills So much dope My life totally looks like Silent Hill (Hatchet-loving fools) Ain't that fucking (rule) More like Color Me Badd I'm done with this fad Got rhymes so many I need additional storage Hip-hop's on my cock Like Goldilocks on porridge Everything I drop Gets picked up by the maid Everything you drop Sits on the floor for days It's official, bitches Mc chris give you the [?] I'm the best rapper Obama sent a certificate Key to the city I just saw every single titty size Give these bitter bitches Something uplifting to criticize Mc chris will not be denied He might just be the best rapper alive, yup Mc chris, he fights for what's right (His rhyme powered ride), let us all buckle up, yup Mc chris will not be denied He might just be the best rapper alive, yup Mc chris, he fights for what's right (His rhyme powered ride), let us all buckle up, yup