Now we're going to launch our three contestants to the three corners of hell, as soon as I press this button.
Should I press this button?
YAAAAYYYYY!
Yeah! The immediate viewer poll tells me press the button so I'm going to press. this. FUCKIN. BUTTON! BOOM! PHEWWWWW! YEAH! Off they go rocketing at the speed of thought into the three corners of hell. They're gone, they've started their journey.
But, as we all know, to chase and hunt them on the journey are, THE HUNTERS.
OOOHHHH!
Here they come one by one, here's
Scorpio
Tensular
Ringum Young
Jake "The Rake" Colby
Ricky Rack
Icestorm
Buspants
Fire Brigade
Cupid's Devil
Little Winky
Jackulope
Snaps Pro
The Cunt Funtler
Chint
Mason Dixon
Happenstance
Running Toes
Facefuck
The German
Houstonoff
Lee Barbs the Fumin Carmen
Taina Ray
Tanka Two
Magoa
The Phillipino Nino
Gravel
Snipperhead
The Chickman
Fuck Tackler
Kreliamite
The Terlminator
Smank
Ed Krelly
Fenton and the Whims
Prilosec
Jack Tuckman
Yulio
The Beemaster
Prant
Little Pinkman
Wiwo and Zeevo!
The Pululist
Snappy
Mouseman
Chive
The Salad Tosser
Marl
Chavon
Ugamu
The Pinkie
Imp
Lift Lockman
The Firemaster
The Gun Grunt
The Military Monkey
Suck Dickman
Little Willy
The Mafia
Jax
The Little Dipper
The Chinese Torch
Funk and Freak
Millie and the Bandits
The Raker
Smelly Cyrus
Hopper and the Rabbit Toe
Frelly
Zip
Zap
Mutt
Chit
Fit
Willy Willy
Louie Looeye
Sally Mae and Fannie Brick
Old Grandma
Brother Bear
Huggy Malone
Lucky Luigi
The Janitorial Staff and their mothers
The Jew
The Grabber
Meagan's Law
Parp
Siddikwai
The Jamaican Bacon
The Reefer Runner
Hep Cat
The Biker Bunch and the Bag Ladies
Helmutt
Tatonka
Andre the Gyna
The Smiler
The Big Apple Jerkus
Fellati-WHAT
Iceman
Buzz
Electrofuck
Zappy the Shitman Cometh
The Queer
The Dandelion
The Laugher
El Kazoo
The Lamp
The Chairmaster
The Radiator
El Tablo
Rinky Runkman
The Public Speaker
The DVD Colleciton
The Fart
Drapes
Howard's Inn
The Condom
The Hippie
The Invisible Ma'am
The Finger Fucker
The Toothless Shithead
And... Mittie the Monkman Marty!
YAAAAYYYYY!
Yeah!
You've met your hunters. Happy hunting hunters! We release you now to the three corners of hell, to kill those contestants! Or, if not kill, subdue their souls in the box of Na'arma'woreth for all of eternity. I'll be checking in periodically through the show. Enjoy, and remember, G T F OOOOOOOOOO!
All guests of GTFO stay at the wonderful Ramada-Hyatt resort in beautiful downtown Los Angeles!