Just got hard-pressed underneath my desk No jest! it's time frontalot confessed: At the best of times got the worst of rhymes And I don't think I'm the first to find My life devoted less to lyrics Than it is to my struggle for pyrrhic Victory in the race to be Teh intarweb's number one devotee Of smutty little things that occur onscreen (Risqu? to hey! quintuple-x obscene) MILFs who shave themselves so cleanly Twins in positions unseemly My spleen ain't the part that gets vented I grabbed a hold and fapped like I meant it Distended, probably oughta leave it alone Spend more time stroking on the microphone Got a boatload of midgets and they're in command Of a full-grown woman on her knees and hands Got a long hard donkey and a farmgirl too And the braying's so dismaying when he starts to spoo Gotta click close Put it away 'Cause the internet is f-i-l-t-h-y Lurking in #pass chans on the irc Got dcc'd unexpectedly With an 80-minute XviD: Nuns In Heat Part Three, Bad Habits. I'm so l337 That I had that one already Skipped to the part with the fishnet teddy Whipped it out, but to my chagrin One toss from a win and the boss walked in Said "nuh-uh Front, that terminal ain't For a latex crucifix spanking a taint In big 32-bit color While them rosary beads get yanked out the cruller" I said "you can't fire me