I've tried, tried, tried
And I've tried even more
I've Cried, Cried, Cried
And I can't recall what for
I've pressed, I've pushed, I've yelled, I've begged
In hope of some success
But the inevitable fact is that
It never will impress
I've no more fucks to give,
My fucks have runneth dry,
I've tried to go fuck shopping
But there's no fucks left to buy
I've no more fucks to give,
Though more fucks I've tried to get,
I'm over my fuck budget and
I'm now in fucking debt
I strive, strive, strive
To get everything done
I've played by all the rules
But I've very rarely won,
I've smiled, I've charmed, I've wooed
I've laughed,
Alas to no avail
I've run round like a moron,
To unequivocally fail!
I've no more fucks to give,
My fuck fuse has just blown,
I've been hunting for my fucks all day,
But they've upped and fucked off home,
I've no more fucks to give,
My fuck rations are depleted,
I've rallied my fuck army but
It's been fucking defeated!
The effort has just not been worth
The time or the expense
I've exhausted all my energy
For minimal recompense
The complete lack of acknowledgement
Has now begun to gall
And I've come to realise that I
Don't give a fuck at all!
I've no more fucks to give,
My fucks have flown away,
My fucks are now so fucked off
They've refused to fucking stay!
I've no more fucks to give,
My fucks have gone insane
They've come back round and passed me
While they're fucking off again!
I've no more fucks to give,
My fucks have all dissolved,
I've planned many projects
But my fucks won't be involved!
I've no more fucks to give,
My fucks have all been spent,
They've fucked off from the building
And I don't know where they went!
I've no more fucks to give,
I've no more fucks to give,
I've no more fucks,
I've no more fucks,
I've no more fucks to give!