G C H G, C, H Hi, have you ever wondered what it would be like to listen to some music? Well, this is your big chance You see, music is much like a brocaded butterfly With a shadowy promenade of effervescence Yet sloops down the bottom of misty mountains of darkness Like a flirtatious flounder upon a non-reflecting mirror Like, what is this opaque window of comfort, that we cannot overcome? It is a manifestation of love It a forest of emptiness and it is an ocean with no water Except where that which fills it So as you listen to this masterpiece Release yourself from the prison of captivity and let your soul free Because only a free soul can be captured by greedy soul thieves Who will then sell them to Leprechaun gold miners But it is only when your soul is taken away, that you can take it back And this my friend, does not make any sense whatsoever, or does it? No, it does not Ladies and gentlemen, I give you The Papercut Chronicles