Conversation to open] If he were recording If he were recording right now Then he would be getting all this at the start My track - yo we should have a freestyle on this Freestyle? Hit 'em off with somethin Spit a verse Travis, spit a verse Quit picking your nose, and come off Quit picking your nose? Fuck you Traded in my, hollow words for jelly-filled verbs And five pound pronouns and predicates This is Schlep's etiquette for sloppy Fable manners get your napkins Matty Duke kick the beat, and I'm rappin Top of the line, top of the world, top of the mornin to ya top dawg That's a top notch tie you got, tie it in a knot 'Til your eyeballs pop out So you can actually see what an actual MC looks like And if I had to pick and choose I'd be the indecisive dick in the votin booth Laughin at my options, like Stop the press, inform the media Schlep Rock is leavin ya, walkin with prosthetic concoctions I thought I told you, you just a toadstool I'm Mario with firepower, stickin dick to the Princess It's just senseless, like that David and Goliath drama Minus the slingin stones, you're basically defenseless Anyway you wanted Schlep Rock's cock obnoxious It feels like a MIDGET is chillin in my boxers Whaaaat, what? (I'm sorry)