Ola, it's el Clasico 2017, when We saw three goals go sailing in On Christmas Eve-Eve On Christmas Eve-Eve We saw three goals go sailing in Real Madrid were appalling The world's best player I'm so lit, whoa! Fresh air kick Ha! Total miss Just like his movie Little shit Ronaldo? He was appalling Messi kicked one at Ron's head Ow! Dickhead, that hurt my head The second time your face is red Your fresh-air kick was appalling Ramos slapped 'round the face, ow! Disgrace! In your face I'm going to bite you! Don't mention his race! That bitch-slap was appalling Carvajal, I like your style Just like I did in the Ghana game A Christmas card from La Liga today Where is mine? That's appalling Let us all rejoice and sing 3-0, we win 3-0, we win Let us all rejoice and sing Real Madrid were appalling (teeth solo!) ♪ Teeth duet! ♪ We saw three goals go sailing in On Christmas Eve-Eve On Christmas Eve-Eve We saw three goals go sailing Real Madrid were appalling We're going to win the league! We're going to win the league! We're going to win the league! 'Cause Real Madrid are appalling!