Hello!, welcome on board Joses' bus Get comfortable We could be parked here for sometime Joses' bus has parked again, parked again, parked again Joses' bus has parked again, all game long The Brazilians on the bus go: You're hair is so nice! You're hair is so nice! The Brazilians on the bus go: You're hair is so nice! All game long The Russian on the bus says: You better win a trophy You better win a trophy, you better win a trophy The Russian on the bus says: You better win a trophy or i'll give the job to David Moyes Good one Roman! The English Mr.T says: Where's the youth team? Where's the youth team? Where's the youth team? The English Mr.T says: Where's the youth team? I want to practice shooting! The captain on the bus says: I had your wife, I had your wife, I had your wife All day long *smack* The Spaniard on the bus says: Let me back on, I never should have gone, let me back on The Spaniard on the bus says: Let me back on! The special Juan, F*ck you! Hey! That's my line The Belgian on the bus says: I did not sign up for this Oh dear. *Boom* The special one, F*ck you!