The Manchester Derby Van Harsh, Paleandgreeni The fans were singing Blue Moon. Smalling the Wardrobe decided to stand... In front of Joe Hairt, the buffoon! Get out of the way your silly sausage! Au! Referre gives yellow card What the hell are you doing you stupid summon of bitch! You said to put pressure on the ball. Oh what a jackass! 8 minutes after, What a disaster... As Milner ran down the wing... Smalling the Wardrobe, closed him down... And then, what a plank, he dived in! Referee gives 2nd yellow (red card) Oh, stupid summon of bitch... Quick, pick another defender on! We dont have any defenders, remember? Oh, summon of bitch... Oh, PENALTY!!! Unwell Paleandgreeni appealed for 8 penalties... The ref, he gave not a thing. I don't give any treats, Halloween is over, so take the mask of. What!!! But up stepped up Tankoure. With a "slide-rule" Cliche... And Sonic Aguero smashed it in!