Who will win the FIFARCE Bellen d'Or?
Cristiano Arragontaldo
Real and Poortugal
Who will win the FIFARCE Bellen d'Or?
Lionel Messigician
Bancelona and Handballgentina
Who will win the FIFARCE Bellen d'Or?
Savewell Neuer
Bayern and Germazing
Who will win the FIFARCE Bellen d'Or?
Tear it the f up
Just like we did with Garcia's report
It's so clear it's so easy to see
The best player in the world this year was me!
More goals, more assists, more trophies won
I got muscles popping out anywhere
Even my statue's hung!
I've seen your statue!
Yes I know that one
The only thing that is accurate
Is that it is bronze!
With your plucked brows, greased hair
And so much more
Cause I'm the Champions League
I'm the Spanish League all time top scorer
And I know how gutted you were
When I broke those records before ya!
In the world cup, you did sweet f all
Me, the final and the golden ball!
Haha the golden ball, that was golden bullsht!
The only thing you did in the final was a lame-ass
Sky-high freekick.
You act like Mr. Perfect
But you're just a shame!
You're in deepsht with the Taxman
You tried to leave through Instagram!
Who will win the FIFARCE Bellen d'Or?
My career is thriving
Who will win the FIFARCE Bellen d'Or?
It shouldn't be about looks
Where's your burgundy tux?
Who will win the FIFARCE Bellen d'Or?
I've won the World Cup
You're a goalie shut up!
Who will win the FIFARCE Bellen d'Or?
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