You better honour him, don't jeopardize your stay
Put on that perfect smile and start sucking up!
Hey! Mister Landlord, nice to see you again
Always a joy when you're dropping by
We pretend to appreciate wicked games that he's playing
This edifice, it rocks because of
Worries are growing large
All it's inmates, they fear the one who's
Striking the gavel hard
All dressed up, tailor-made suit
And a tie from Giorgio Armani
He's striding with a smile
He is overjoyed, swelled with loftiness
As he bites the end of a large Cuban cigar
You better honour him, don't jeopardize your stay
Put on that perfect smile and start sucking up!
Hey! Mister Landlord, nice to see you again
Always a joy when you're dropping by
We pretend to appreciate wicked games that he's playing
Screaming, pointing and telling them how
A true tenant should be
Threatening with turning off hot water
Cable and power too
Privacy is not possible
It doesn't matter if door's closed
Somehow he is watching you
He's the Landlord, the one with all the strength
It doesn't matter if you don't like what he says to you
You better honour him,don't jeopardize your stay
Put on that perfect smile and start sucking up!
Hey! Mister Landlord, nice to see you again
Always a joy when you're dropping by
We think new the a game may would change you
Then suddenly one of them screamed out loud
Hey neighbours look, I think we're being watched
Who is responsible for this, all agreed on one man
Everybody, now listen to me
Let us play along
Greet him when you see him
Let's slowly beat him down
Hey! Mister Landlord, nice to see you again
Always a joy when you're dropping by
You better honour him,don't jeopardize your stay
We pretend to be unaware of it all