Among the animals backstage At safe distance from the cage Two workers looked upon the beast This will be tough to say the least Louis the tamer Remarkable man indeed With just one movement, a look or elusive sound He gets them right where he wants It can't be done, he'll need a year There's not a chance he'll tame that bear You know that thing is pretty mean It was the biggest thing they'd seen Louis the tamer He's such a peculiar man There is a saying That he can tame anything Even your unwilling wife Looking like us But moving like them They listen, they nod They understand If you come close You'll see it clear He listens, they speak He's one of them Lions, whales Foolish snails Beavers, guppies Stupid puppies He tames them all A truly gifted man From out of nowhere he appeared A big white smile, a brown thick beard He said: "One minute, not a year, you humans just don't see Things clear" Louis released him That drooling and growling bear With just one gesture He got him to calm his mind They walked away hand in hand Looking like us But moving like them They listen, they nod They understand If you come close You'll see it clear He listens, they speak He's one of them Cats and dogs Nasty frogs Rats, albinos Filthy rhinos He tames them all A truly gifted man Louis the tamer Remarkable man indeed With just one movement, a look or elusive sound He gets them right where he wants Looking like us But moving like them They listen, they nod They understand If you come close You'll see it clear He listens, they speak A truly gifted man