Oh Arr ee Ooo There is absolutely no strife Living the timeless life I don't need a wife Living the timeless life If I need a friend I just give a wriggle Split right down the middle Adn when I look there is two of me Bot as handsome as can be Oh here we go slithering Here we go slithering and squelching on Here we go slithering and squelching on Oh Arr Ee Ooh There is absolutely no strife Living the timeless life