Hey uh, honey I'm goin' fishin'
Should be back before dark
Naw, wait baby listen
You ain't even gotta start
Yes, I know what happened last time
All of us went out
I said I wouldn't do it
Now I'll never live it down
I got drunk, drunk, drunk with my friends, friends, friends
'Cause the fish weren't hitting but the cold beer did
By the hundredth text message you were pissed, pissed, pissed
I got drunk, drunk, drunk with my friends, friends, friends... again
(3 days later)
Hey babe you got a second
I'm thinking about going golfing
Oh please don't roll your eyes
Just a little business talking
Probably only playing nine
I mean you know that I quit drinking
Ever since that Saturday
You had to come and pick me up
And baby all I could say
Was
I got drunk, drunk, drunk with my friends, friends, friends
'Cause my driver kept slicin' so my driver got bent
When I made you stop for tacos you were pissed, pissed, pissed
I got drunk, drunk, drunk with my friends, friends, friends... again
(I know it but) (Yes it is my fault)
(But that... now that's not) (He said it...)
Hey it ain't my fault they like to have fun
And you should get some new ones
And turn these good time tables around
And go get
Drunk, drunk, drunk with your friends, friends, friends
Let a couple margaritas turn to eight, nine, ten
And if you did you probably wouldn't get so pissed, pissed, pissed
When I get drunk, drunk, drunk
With my friends, friends, friends... again
My friends, friends, friends again
My friends, friends, friends again
I got drunk, drunk, drunk with my friends, friends, friends again