One, two, three, four
♪
She don't get out much
Oh, but when she does
She'll volunteer to hold my beer
And help me catch a buzz
Out of all my friends
I can count on one hand
She's the first one there to pull back my hair
Every time shit hits the fan
She's a solider when I hold her up in the air
Since I learned just how to use her
She never gets scared to prove my point
And make a scene when I'm out of words
She sticks up for me, and man I gotta thank her
Here's to you, my middle finger
♪
She got to know my ex pretty damn well
She wiped off my hurt
And gave me the nerve to stand up for myself
She's a solider when I hold her up in the air
Since I learned just how to use her
She never gets scared to prove my point
And make a scene when I'm out of words
She sticks up for me, and man I gotta thank her
Here's to you, my middle finger
And man I gotta thank her
Here's to you my middle finger
♪
She's a solider when I hold her up in the air
Since I learned just how to use her
She never gets scared to prove my point
And make a scene when I'm out of words
She sticks up for me, and man I gotta thank her
Here's to you, my middle finger
Oh, she never meets a stranger
Cheers to you my middle finger
You can love her, you can hate her
But that's my girl my middle finger

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