There's all kinds of people in the world today And every dang one got something to say One post away from being unfriended by half your friends You can write your feelings all you want But there's a chance it'll come back to haunt So press that backspace button, don't you dare hit send Yeah freedom of speech, it must've been Made up back when there was common sense Cause common sense ain't trending much these days Our sense of humor is getting neglected All the good jokes are politically corrected If I could invent a t-shirt this is what it'd say I hate haters I love lovers And I don't really care about people who don't really care I hate haters I love lovers And you're free to kiss, or not kiss, my derrière Now I'm all about folks speaking their mind Or putting something clever on a picket sign But speaking that mind requires for you to at least have one But more importantly, we all could to start Looking at the world with a grateful heart And eat the good apples and just toss out the bad ones I hate haters I love lovers And I don't really care about people who don't really care I hate haters I love lovers And you're free to kiss, or not kiss, my derrière They say truth is born out of disagreement And there's probably some things we disagree with And you certainly have the right to be wrong If you made it this far into this here ditty You either love me cause I'm ugly or you hate me cause I'm pretty Either way I'm happy, long as you're singing along I hate haters I love lovers And I don't really care about people who don't really care I hate haters I love lovers And you're free to kiss, or not kiss, my derrière Yeah, you're free to kiss, or not kiss, my derrière