I'm standing and I'm looking 'round a place that I call home It hasn't got a garden, but it used to have a gnome Now he's packed his bags and gone, and I am all alone I know I should feel happy But somehow I just can't seem to get used to being here On my own So I'm sitting here alone in my kitchen Where tender words of love turned into bitchin' Here's where we always ate Love was replaced by hate Smashed cup and broken plate In the kitchen I'm sitting here alone in my living room It soon became a taking not a giving room Here was our love first born Next came the stifled yawn Then battle lines were drawn In the living room My bathroom's not a place to stay It's where my dreams were flushed away So I'm sitting here alone in my bedroom It's painted pretty pink, but it's a red room Here was our passion caught And a few lessons taught But how the two armies fought In the bedroom I'm standing here alone in the hallway Sometimes I find that I have stood here all day Here's where I start to cry Trying to work out why Door slammed on his goodbye In the hallway There are no more rooms in my flat And so, I guess that that is that That's that