Well, I walked into the bar and I put in 20 bucks
Because I know people's taste in music sucks
About four hours had passed, forty picks and my eighth empty glass
A tasty number all dressed in black tried to rock us with her wack attack
There was no fuss we knew her game
You look great but all your songs are lame
Bullying the jukebox because it's fun
You can't get near it until we're done
Bullying the jukebox because we rule
All the songs we like are really cool
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Songs of punk and songs of joy, love songs about girls and boys
Songs of metal and English stuff and some hardcore
Songs to make us feel tough but we all agreed that the
Songs of woe, and the songs of loved ones who had to go
Churned up memories of times we dreamt that got us all Verklempt
Bullying the jukebox because it's fun
You can't get near it until we're done
Bullying the jukebox because we rule
All the songs we like are really cool
Whoa-oh, because it's fun
Whoa-oh-oh until we're done
Whoa-oh-oh because we rule
Whoa-oh-oh we're really cool
And we drank until our last song
We paid our tab then we said, "So long"
Swerving in and out of cars
It's off to rock another bar
Bullying the jukebox because it's fun
You can't get near it until we're done
Bullying the jukebox because we rule
All the songs we like are really cool
Whoa-oh, because it's fun
Whoa-oh-oh until we're done
Whoa-oh-oh because we rule
Whoa-oh-oh we're really cool
Bullying the jukebox because it's fun
You can't get near it until we're done
Bullying the jukebox because we rule
All the songs we like are really cool
Whoa-oh, because it's fun
Whoa-oh-oh until we're done
Whoa-oh-oh because we rule
Whoa-oh-oh we're really cool, hey