Hey what's up? I'm having my friends over for dinner Who you having over for dinner? The Bouncing Souls The Bouncing Souls? Yeah, The Bouncing Souls Those fucking New Jersey mooches? They're not mooches! Yes, they are, they only go on tours, so they can eat other people's food, don't you know that? I'm just making them dinner Well, you better lock your god-damn freezer, I'll tell you right now They don't want anything in our freezer They're scum I tell you right now, they're homeless people There not homeless, they play in a band, they played in France That's the same thing! Shark attack! Shark attack! Quarter pounders and big macs Shark attack! Shark attack! When we eat steaks our heads roll back Bouncing Souls are on your block First we eat then we rock Close your windows, lock your doors We like food better when it's yours Feeding frenzy at your mom's Just sit still and stay calm It's too late you let us in Let the eating games begin! Shark attack! Shark attack! Shark attack! Shark attack! See? I told you they'd eat every god-damn thing in the house! (Sorry!) There's no chicken or the biscuits, they ate all the Yoo-hoo (I hate the Bouncing Souls) What the hell were you thinking? (Sorry!) Don't ever invite them back again! Are you a moron? Oh, shit they're coming back! No! No! No! No! No! Shark attack! Shark attack! Quarter pounders and big macs Shark attack! Shark attack! When we eat steaks our heads roll back Feeding frenzy in the street Drinking beer and eating meat When we're hungry watch your back As we plan our next attack Shark attack! Shark attack! Shark attack! Shark attack!