A hero's easy to be They lack the training, coordination, waiting for destiny They're just the puppet of prophecy or a A famous last name But I've been playing villain for far too long I'm both a cat to a mouse as I'm a cat to a dog I've got cartoon physics hitting every single branch on my way We're all drawn to danger since we were just kids The tropes aren't so subtle, cliché as it is And you've got your money in a dollar sign sack But I've got a girl I've gotta tie to the tracks A hero's easy to be They all start average or else passive 'till they're pulled to their feet And via montage, they'll have gone from weak to awesome in a In a couple of days Well I've been playing villain for quite some time You best believe my wanted poster reads as "Dead or Alive" If I'm gonna go, I better make it worth the money they'll pay We're all drawn to danger since we were just kids The tropes aren't so subtle, cliché as it is And you've got your money in a dollar sign sack But I've got a girl I've got to tie to the tracks Yeah, you've got your money in a dollar sign sack But I've got a girl I've gotta tie to the tracks Well, I've got the rope and you've got the wrists And I'll pull it tight and give it a twist And you bring the beauty, I'll bring the risk I know that it's twisted but I can't resist Well, I've got the rope and you've got the wrists And I'll pull it tight and give it a twist And you bring the beauty, I'll bring the risk I know that it's twisted but I can't resist Hey! You ride in style with your bulletproof glass Spent all week perfecting your sinister laugh While you're revealing your plan of attack I've got a girl I've got to tie to the tracks You've got your money in a dollar sign sack But I've got a girl I've got to tie to the tracks You've got your money You've got your money You've got your money in a dollar sign sack But I've got a girl I've got to tie to the tracks