Why you order red?
You eating fish bitch (Uncultured)
Go ahead, take a sip bitch
Hour we been sitting every minute, check your Fitbit
'Bout to have a fit bitch
Hit it then I quit bitch
I want more than reproduction with you
We ain't humping til the fucking's overdue
Swear I'm crushing it, it ain't nothing,
That's what introductions do
Romance movies, songs you shake your ass to
And everything that gets you in the mood
Opposites attract but honestly I think we're not that different
Said you went to college
But I know you didn't, no you didn't
Wearing glasses, you got 20/20 vision
Got an accent from the month you lived in Britain
I ain't tripping over shit
I hope you follow every wish
At protests, help you picket like a fence
I Bowflex, looking sexy in your pics
I won't bitch
Why you order red?
You eating fish bitch (Uncultured)
Go ahead, take a sip bitch
Hour we been sitting, every minute check your Fitbit
'Bout to have a fit bitch
Hit it then I quit bitch
You had one glass, why you buzzing?
It's red wine, don't chug it
Now you laughing at my skinny gold chain
Throwing shade, making jokes on Twitter
About me for the whole date
You know a star followed you the other day
No way you're gonna be my soulmate
Netflix, Netflix
She just wanna chill and watch Netflix
What's your pick? Oh it's roma?
That'll put me in a coma
Think you cultured cause you sippin' a Corona
Why is everyday so lonely?
Will it stay this way forever
I just wanna stay gold
But maybe I should stay home