I woke up with my nuts by my side So I brushed my tooth and I took them for a ride When I go driving it's the carpool lane all the way Because I am beside myself my girl sits in the back 'Cuz my nuts ride shotgun I've got elephantitis of the nuts Public pussy places won't have me they think I'm an embarrassment of the human male society It's not a disease, don't want a quarantine Because these nuts are my personal property Some say that I'm a hero to all my fellow men I'm their token role model like Alanis is to women