And then a verse Make two stabs on the verse, ready? It's 3:45 (a.m.) And I just bite my tongue Update me on your life 'Cause now you found the one But I don't like his eyes And I distrust their name And I hate their haircut They look like a prick (a prick) But it's all the same Would be daft of me to cry Your tongue is razor sharp I miss when it would fight mine Left your heart on standby By the way he holds you Bet he serenades you I can't really blame you But I can still smell her perfume Did it rub off on you? And I can still smell her perfume (And then verse cords here) Did it rub off on you? You say your ex-boyfriend's a policeman Well, I say you need better standards You say your ex-boyfriend's a policeman I say you need better standards It seems like all her friends Abruptly fell in love And she was in the dust Darling, life was streaming past So she learned a lie She learned how to pretend A drama in the futile A means to an end (Why can't you be a dick?) Why must you be so nice? It's hard for me to move on When I don't really hate you (I don't really hate you) (I don't really hate you) (I don't really hate you) And I can still smell her perfume Did it rub off on you? And I can still smell her perfume Did it rub off on you? ♪ Stabs And then hard And soft It's 3:45 The taxi's not arrived So, I don't think that he's coming