Leave me in the parking lot
Working wonders on the spot
Emphasize this train of thought
You're only nice to me when you're drunk
At first I thought you were one of a kind
A captivating state of mind
But there wasn't a single corpse in your trunk
You're only nice to me when you're drunk

Why are you
Never really nice to me?
Why are you
Like that when you're sober?
When we're out together
We're as sweet as we can be
Why are you only nice to me when you're drunk?
You don't even talk to me (you don't even talk)
When you're sitting next to me (when you're sitting next to me)
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When you're sitting next to me
You say you can't be soaked all the time
But what am I to do if you never decline?
If you don't get your sugar you turn into a punk
You're only nice to me when you're drunk
(You're only nice to me)
Why are you
Never really nice to me?
Why are you
Like that when you're sober?
When we're out together
We're as sweet as we can be
Why are you only nice to me when you're drunk?
You don't even talk to me (you don't even talk)
When you're sitting next to me (when you're sitting next to me)
You're only nice to me, you're
You're only nice to me when you're drunk
You're only nice to me, you're
You're only nice to me (me)
You don't even talk
You don't even talk to me
Even if you are
Even if you're next to me
You don't even talk
Nice to me
When you're drunk
You're only nice to me
You're only nice to me
When you're drunk