You want the kind of love that tiptoes through the house And doesn't make any noise The kind of love that comes so naturally As if you didn't have a choice You want the kind of love that sweeps you off your feet But keeps you looking cool One in a million but just the one for you The exception to the rule A steamy lover and a confidant Committed but aloof Someone to call when you've gone half insane Someone who won't go through the roof Oh, you want an easy fix For a problem you can't articulate Oh, you want an easy fix Just to give yourself a little break You want a self-reliant puppet With no strings attached Who will surprise you and delight you From one day to the next You want a serial heartbreaker Who just won't break yours Who'll take you back in a heartbeat When you come crawling on all fours Oh, you want an easy fix For a problem you can't articulate Oh, you want an easy fix Just to give yourself a little break Baby, don't you know the love you choose Always reflects on you And I know it may be hard to chew But that doesn't make it any less true Baby, don't you know the love you choose Always reflects on you And I know it may be hard to chew But that doesn't make it any less true Oh, you want an easy fix For a problem you can't articulate Oh, you want an easy fix Just to give yourself a little break Oh, you want an easy fix For a problem you can't articulate Oh, you want an easy fix Just to give yourself a little break Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh-ooh ooh